How does one start a pennystock traders account?

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Lets get straight to the point I've never traded, never played around with the stock market, lets just say I'VE NEVER traded. But I am thinking about starting due to Tim Sykes, he's an inspiration. I've bought his DVDs and read his book. (Not all his DVDs) since he has I think about 12? Maybe. I've only but his first 2. And I'm very committed I won't trade unless I know I'm ready ill even set up a demo account but until I'm ready I won't start trading so don't give me the bullshit of "penny stocks aren't worth investing in" or nothing like that follow up on tims videos and he shows you live trades he did with his other students he is not a scam, so save all that negativity for something else. One thing he doesn't go through or I've seen anywhere is basically my main question how does one fund his account? What do you need? A credit / debit card? Wire funds? How does it work ? I have at least 2,000 to start off with, and when you add funds how would you go about taking it out from the bank? What's the whole process of that? Thanks to anyone in advance and to those who are going to come with negativity don't even comment please.

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Obviously I haven't made myself clear, I said I WON'T be trading until I have full knowledge of trading I don't care if it takes months or even a year, READ the question carefully and think about what you say, I won't be losing my 2k because I'm not going to trade yet stupid. That's how much I'm willing to invest for when I do start, obviously I just said I bought his book and instructional videos and I've read up a lot on it already so? Do yourself a favor read carefully before posting an idiotic answer, I make 950$ every week from my normal job so repaying those 2k won't even be a problem. Help your self on out of not answering answers anymore if all your going to do is waste your time.

It's not that my financial income right now is weak (I think it's pretty good?) is just that I'm 19. I'm still living at home with parents so I think 950 a week is PERFECT for me I don't pay the bills.. I only pay my phone bill and the clothes I wear so is not really a risky risky thing with me I'm attending ISU, hopeing to major in finance, but I want to start this out to see how far it gets me if it gets me no were? Good I'm in college ill continue my studies and make a regular income like the rest of the world if it does work out for me If i find a good strategy ill do some investing while keeping the Job I have now and still attend my college, no big deal. Thanks for your answer though "??" Haha

How does one start a pennystock traders account?